yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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