just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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