I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Randomize
