She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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