oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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