: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
