Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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