i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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