Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize