quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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