i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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