i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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