Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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