Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
How external is "for external use only"?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
