But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just googled if crying burns calories
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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