Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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