I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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