I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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