Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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