Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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