I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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