i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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