Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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