so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I've blown a few things in my day
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
