i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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