He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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