I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
