that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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