I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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