When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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