Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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