Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
