I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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