Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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