They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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