Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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