and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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