It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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