I think I am morally bankrupt
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
if only i could text you this smell
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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