I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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