he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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