Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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