big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
should my penis look like a turkey
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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