I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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