so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
