it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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