belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we have pet lesbian snakes
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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