I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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