it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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