it was like eating out sand paper
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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