I just saw a hot homeless man
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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