I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Enjoy the penises
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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