And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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